Who says grammar and punctuation can't be fun?
by, 02-05-2012 at 11:48 AM (6488 Views)
Who says punctuation and grammar can’t be fun? After all, a couple of minutes browsing the internet and we can find loads of examples as to how hilarious they can be, courtesy of sites like Facebook and The Grammar Vandal.
I mean, take the simple comma – without it, there’s a distinct possibility we could all turn into cannibals! After all, ‘Let’s eat Grandma!’ means something completely different to ‘Let’s eat, Grandma!’ So like the many Facebook pages dedicated to this aging relative say, the comma really can save lives!
Then there’s Bill Cosby and his book ‘Come on People’ which really should’ve read ‘Come on, People’ – an error that was completely missed by the book’s publisher and only corrected once it’s readers began pointing out their rather unfortunate oversight.
And we’ve all seen the literary lapses in many a business or newspaper advertisement. Blunders like the tailor’s guarantee that reads: If the smallest hole appears after six months’ wear, we will make another absolutely free. Or the classified ad that states: Lost – a small pony belonging to a young lady with a silver mane and a tail.
Moreover, there’s my own personal favourite - the grammatical joke. Jokes like: The past, present and future walk into a bar... It was tense.
But as well as being amusing, punctuation can also be quite powerful – as shown in the following example:
An English professor wrote the words
“A woman without her man is nothing”
on the chalkboard and asked his students to punctuate it correctly.
All of the male students in the class wrote: “A woman, without her man, is nothing.”
All the female students in the class wrote: “A woman: without her, man is nothing.”
So when it comes to punctuation and grammar we have both funny and thought provoking... who’d have thought it, eh?